Alright, I've been thinking...
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade.
Make live take the lemons back.
Get mad!
I don't want your damn lemons!
What am I supposed to do with these?
Demand to see life's manager!
Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons!
Do you know who I am?!
I'm the man who's gonna BURN your HOUSE down!
With THE LEMONS!!
I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon, that BURNS YOURS HOUSE DOWN!!!
*cough cough*